Swiss female greetings - that awkward 3 kiss shiz

I mean come on, you don't need to get up sooo close and personal in my face for the first meeting and every other occasion. Fair dues if your my date for the night, but in general...I hate this crap. Its soo awkward and I usually just stand their like a stiff dick. Thinking "Awww shit shes coming for that peck" and cringe slightly..

How can I stop this from happening in the future? Should I not shower for a few days?? Should I just tell them..?

Why do they do this!!!? Maybe ask in future...my dear swiss people..

Shake my hand..thats enough..I dont want to kiss your...ugly ass.